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Oprah to Honor Messiah with White House Christmas Special
HOLLYWOOD, D.C. – The queen of daytime and the king of borrowed time will team up for an unprecedented Christmas special scheduled to air December 13 on ABC. Broadcasting live from Washington, Oprah Winfrey will reunite with President Barack Obama for the first time since January’s inauguration. The network has already kicked off an extensive promotional... more »
Mao-y Christmas to The One and All
WASHINGTON, D.C. – As the Christmas season approaches, visions of sugar plums dance in the heads of millions of Americans – millions of unemployed Americans who, in lieu of fruity hallucinations, would likely prefer paychecks dancing in their bank accounts. For others, the holidays are overshadowed by concerns for the future of health care, free... more »
Big Obama Escalates War on Ungood
AIRSTRIP ONE, D.C. – The assault by the White House on perceived obstacles to the Obama agenda rages on. Today, already fully engaged in the war on Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin and hard-working Americans with good jobs, the President signed an executive order that brings the fight to a popular segment of... more »
Obama Wins Cy Young Award
NEW YORK, New York – Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig announced late Friday that the recipient of the 2009 American League Cy Young Award will be United States President Barack Obama (0‑0). The announcement shocked reporters, who gasped upon hearing the President’s name, and stunned a number of Las Vegas sports books, some scrambling to... more »
Let the O-Games Begin
WASHINGTON, D.C – Desperate to recover from a humiliating rejection by the International Olympic Committee in Copenhagen, President Barack Obama has announced his support for an alternative event to be hosted by the City of Chicago in 2016. The Obamalympics, named for the games’ founder, will feature world class competition in forty-four disciplines sure to... more »
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