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Obama Wins Cy Young Award
NEW YORK, New York – Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig announced late Friday that the recipient of the 2009 American League Cy Young Award will be United States President Barack Obama (0‑0). The announcement shocked reporters, who gasped upon hearing the President’s name, and stunned a number of Las Vegas sports books, some scrambling to... more »
Let the O-Games Begin
WASHINGTON, D.C – Desperate to recover from a humiliating rejection by the International Olympic Committee in Copenhagen, President Barack Obama has announced his support for an alternative event to be hosted by the City of Chicago in 2016. The Obamalympics, named for the games’ founder, will feature world class competition in forty-four disciplines sure to... more »
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