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		<title>TOTUS Betrays POTUS &#8230; again</title>
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		<title>Olbermann in High Speed Car Chase</title>
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		<title>Dick Cheney: Keeper of the Flame</title>
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		<title>Sarah Palin at the 2008 Republican Convention</title>
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		<title>Ronald Reagan Speaks on ObamaCare</title>
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		<title>Obama Extinguisher</title>
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		<title>Is Barack Obama Jesus Christ?</title>
		<link>http://baldeaglet.com/2009/10/10/is-barack-obama-jesus-christ/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 11:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Flipping Obama the Big Bird</title>
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		<title>The One Where the Script is the Disaster</title>
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		<title>Please, Listen to Overpaid Celebrities</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 08:10:37 +0000</pubDate>
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