Things Rush Limbaugh Never Said
WEST PALM BEACH, Florida – The pseudo-apologies and retractions continue to trickle in from pundits caught falsely attributing racist statements to Rush Limbaugh, but the conservative talk show king remains no less vigilant when it comes to protecting the integrity of his message.
To that end, Limbaugh has opted to stay one step ahead of his detractors by publishing a comprehensive list of statements he has never made, thereby undercutting many potential opportunities to smear his reputation.
For example, according to the press release, Rush Limbaugh has never said, “Nancy Pelosi would look good naked.” While that may be obvious to the millions of listeners who catch Rush’s show each day, Limbaugh is aware that certain media outlets might manufacture such a quote to make him look insane, gay or legally blind.
The radio veteran has also never said, “Barack Obama is married to an unpatriotic shrew.” Limbaugh reveals that he’s never even seen the the president’s marriage certificate and is therefore unable to confirm that Barry and the shrew are indeed married.
Among the other comments Rush Limbaugh has never made:
“Jimmy Carter knows the difference between his ass and a hole in the ground.”
“Barack Obama is a natural-born capitalist.”
“Al Gore really doesn’t talk like he has a stick up his ass.”
“The St. Louis Rams are having a great season this year.”
“Of course Bill is faithful to Hillary when she’s out of the country.”
“No, I don’t feel like golfing right now.”
Another quote that may not be properly attributed to Rush Limbaugh is, “One of my favorite political philosophers is Mao Tse-tung.” It was, in fact, President Obama’s Communications Director Anita Dunn who said that. Limbaugh notes that, unlike the current administration which is determined to legitimize the world’s tyrants both past and present, his favorite political philosophers include Ronald Reagan and many of America’s founding fathers.
Rush is right.
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The Eaglet does it again! Great comments NOT made by Rush!
Nice photo of Rush – black leather suits him.
The NFL decides who becomes an owner not the other way around.
All this blowhard (Rush Hudson Limbaugh A.KA. Jeff Christie) has to offer is his money and his opinions, (which in my opinion are on the fringes of racism, one mans opinion). There are many more groups biding for the Rams, not just his group. Lets face it there are more men with money (Marshall Faulk) that will gladly fill the slot and the Rams will win or lose depending on how well they work as a team and not on whether or not Rush is an owner.
As for Vick, well he is a player (he has talent not like you, Rush or I, unless you are a NFL player?) and he served his time and the NFL decided we live in the land of second chances, so why not (I personally don’t like it but, oh well). Life has never been fair (NEWS FLASH!)
Now as to the “Free Speech” argument, I guess many of you like myself heard Rush on Thursday “Almost in tears”, priceless. But the last three days he now is in his normal ranting and will continue until someone surpasses him, “Free Speech” continues, so quit the lies that “Free Speech” is being stifled, it simply is not true, of course, you may not have a radio, so you might not believe.
http://www.chasingevil.org/2009/10/rush-limbaugh-in-his-own-words.html
Aww! We have a Limbaugh hater and a Michael Vick apologist! Yep, you voiced only your opinions, Paul.
I’m sure your link is legitimate, since its source is Media Matters, which is a site that specializes in “discrediting” Limbaugh by taking his comments out of context.
I’m glad you have no problems with the Senate of the United States writing a resolution condemning a private citizen for exercising his first amendment rights.
Any comments on the media reporting absolute lies, attributing things to Rush that he NEVER SAID?
If you don’t think that there is a campaign to “hush Rush,” then you’re only paying attention to biased sources like Media Matters. Next, how about posting some brilliance from DemocraticUnderground or DailyKos.
I suppose something else Rush never said was, “Liberals are really good at staying on topic.” Oh well. Welcome to sports chat. How about those Penguins?
So, the left got caught fabricating Rush quotes, mmm-mmm-mmm. Yeah … but .. um .. Michael Vick .. or something.
I suppose when you pretend to be on a crusade against hate and you get busted for hating, a diversion is really your only decent option.
Hey, Paul. I appreciate all your hard work chasing evil and all. Keep up the good work. Hey, I know a really cool web forum you might like.
http://www.covertconservatives.com
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